That was the amount of money my wife and I spent on our innocent date night a couple of weeks ago. And it came to that amount only because we snuck our two boys into my in-laws’ house and ran out before we could hear any protests. That little antic saved us at least $80 in babysitting money to a stranger, who would probably have eaten another $40 worth of my junk food stashed in our house.
Still, how did it add up to $129 when all we did was have dinner at a cheap and cheery Lebanese restaurant, before watching Iron Man 3 at a cinema?
Let’s see, we went first to the restaurant to eat. And because it was so cheap and cheery, I virtually ordered half of the menu. And that was just for my wife, who’s on the slender side but can eat like a rhino. I, of course, ordered the other half of the menu just so that I don’t make my wife look bad with all that food in front of her. When all the dishes finally arrived, our table looked like a Klump family dinner scene from The Nutty Professor, except devouring them was a couple who could probably both fit into Klump’s trousers.
We then lugged our bloated bodies to the cinema. That’s when the realisation dawned that we haven’t been to the silverscreen since … shit, I don’t even know when. For instance, we decided on Iron Man 3, but not before wondering when the hell did Iron Man 1 and 2 come and go? There was also a movie showing called Snitch, starring Dwayne Johnson. I looked at the poster for this film really, really closely. Wasn’t this guy a wrestler called The Rock? When did he stop acting inside the ring and start outside of it?
Anyway, we lined up to buy the tickets.
“Two to Iron Man 3, please“.
“That will be $38, sir“.
“Come again? Did you say $38“?
“Yes, that’s correct sir“.
“But we don’t want to watch it in 3D“!
“No sir, if you want to watch in 3D, that will be $44“.
I was just about to say can we watch in 1D for less, my wife handed over the money and told me to lower my eyebrows which, by this time, were almost touching the top hairline.
2 movie tickets: $38!
Now, I’m a hopeless addict to junk food and lollies, especially those tasty little sour coke bottles. So I bought some and started to stuff my face with them. While I was doing this, my wife went to get an ice cream cone, and came back with her eyebrows almost touching her top hairline.
“Guess how much this ice cream is, honey” she asked me.
“I don’t know, $1.50“?
I almost choked on my little sour coke bottles, and was about to scold her for such frivolous spending when she asked me how much my lollies cost.
“Umm, $5.20“, I sheepishly replied.
“WHAT!!! You paid $5.20 for a handful of sorry-ass looking lollies“?
“Ok, honey, let’s go in and enjoy our movie, and we shall never talk about this ever again“.
Lollies and ice cream: $10!
But we couldn’t go into a movie theatre without some beverage, especially to wash down the ice cream and the sour coke bottles. I mean, theatres have these seats with cool-looking cup placeholders for a reason, right? So I bought a medium-sized coke. At least that’s what I thought I bought, until I found out it was a 550ml cup of ice cubes with a little bit of coke swimming around it!
I don’t remember much of the movie because I was too busy chewing ice cubes and complaining to my wife about the loudness of all the explosions on screen. I do recall, however, how mighty fine Gwyneth Paltrow looked, much to the chargrin of my better half (“Honey, I can look that good if I had my own make-up crew who …, oh wait, sorry babe, Robert Downey Jr is about to take off his shirt“)!
Finally, to cap it all off, on the way out of the cinema carpark, we got stuck in front of the boom gate. Despite my barrage of cranky-old-man swearing at the inanimate object, it refused to let us through … not unless we paid $2 for the privilege of leaving our car in the half-empty basement.
Overall, though, my wife and I thoroughly enjoyed our night out together – one that brought back many great memories of university days when we used to paint the town red, enjoying ourselves silly and without a care in the world.
A long-overdue date with just my precious lady: Priceless!
There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, I SWEAR the whole world is ripping me off!
Keep on pounding.
It’s hard to enjoy a date night with the cash register in my head tallying everything like you experienced! We’ll eat on the cheap at home and go out for movie + coffee, if we’re paying for a sitter. However, that happens just about never so live it up when you can!
That’s right! Money is just something u need in case you don’t die tomorrow, right? 🙂
Lol! What a nice date night. When I take my whole family to the movies, its easily $100, and I make them sneak candy in!!!!! Is it worth it?? NO! But I Still do it like an idiot! Cheers to date night!!:)
Of course it’s worth it, if only so that you can feel like a kid again yourself!
This post is hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh—I totally needed that today. 🙂
You had me at hilarious. Thank you for the kind comment.
date nights are important 🙂 glad you enjoyed it ( despite the cost!)
Yes, looking forward to the next one, as soon as we figure whose house we are going to sneak our boys into!
Sounds like you pounded the bottom of your pockets.
That I did, lady, that I did!
I can’t remember the last movie I saw at the theatre, but I couldn’t believe the prices then and now Hollywood is talking about raising the prices even more. That said, at least it made for good entertainment in the form of your post. Better entertainment than most of the movies coming out these days. Thanks for another great post!
Mate, you are too kind. I’m just rambling in my posts like a cranky old man! 🙂
Yet you always seem to ramble about things that we can all connect with.